Thoughts Every Girls Have While Getting A Massage
So a while ago (more like two years) I went for my first body massage at Lifespa, because it was free under the health checkup package I took. You can read my review in the link above. As you can see, I signed up for their package in 2013 and I basically didn't go for anything for two years haha. Decided to finally utilise the packages and instead of giving another review about Lifespa I shall do something similar to what Buzzfeed have done since it felt like my first massage all over again.
- Ok let's pee first otherwise I am going to pee during the massage.
- Why do I have to put my hair in a hair net, I look like shit in that hair net, people don't wear hair nets in dramas!!
- Ok this is getting awkward, I don't need such a long time to undress myself, can you come in already?
- Yay! We are starting! Shoulder right? Shou.... okay legs, sure no problem I can deal with that.
- No one has ever cracked my toe bones before, you are the first, lady.
- What do you mean I have swollen legs and I should top up for ampoules?! Bitch please, I was standing the whole day, of course I have swollen legs. I am not going to pay for ampoules!!!
- Oh hehehehe my small thighs are feeling ticklish.
- Can you stop whatever is it you are doing on my small thighs please.
- Please let this hehe hahaha be the last stroke hehehhaha
- Ple- hehehaha-se!!
- I beg you!!! *screaming inside*
- My quads should be okay.
- OMG IT IS NOT OK! IT'S ALSO TICKLISH. Somebody save me!!!
- Oh yay we are finally doing the shoulders and back!
- Oh man, this must be heaven.
- Yes, that's the sore part... more!
- OW! Did she just elbow me?!
- Please make it stop now :S
- Moving on to arms.. oh hmmm no surprise there thankfully.
- And we are done!!!!
- Wait really?
- I want to lie here forever, don't go!
- Why do I feel like I have been beaten up all over, but it still feels so great at the same time. This is sick.
Ok hope you enjoy this. I am not saying that the peeps at Lifespa abused me okay. The nature of the massage (deep tissue massage) was meant to be painful (at least from the sites I have read). I would recommend such massages if you have a stiff shoulder and upper back like I do.
Massages are really de-stressing. I had my first massage last year. Enjoyed reading this fun post though :)
ReplyDeleteMassage is really relaxing!~ It helps to sooth backache as well!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I had a good laugh! :D x
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This is such a fun post! The little shark gif made me giggle as well :p I can't have massages, I am far too ticklish:p x
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I can't bear the tickling though this was such a fun post :)
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haha, this post made me smile. I think a few of these. I love the gifs you used too
ReplyDeletehaha i loved this post! i don't dare get a massage as i am really ticklish. like vey!
ReplyDeleteha ha !! Totally agree with you! I had the same feeling but it was only the first time. In fact now I'm addicted to massages 'coz they are soooo De-stressing.
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I never had a massage before, but if I do imagine about it, I will be screaming in pain =)
ReplyDeleteHaha I can totally relate to some of these points. Great job dear =p
ReplyDelete" Ple- hehehaha-se!! " omg, i literally can't stop laughing! you're so damn right in your every point... how did you find those exact word of exam feeling during a massage...! ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeletePle- hehehaha-se!!
i really love do treatment at salon.
ReplyDeleteso much fun after the treatment. its so relaxing.
hahahah this is a fun post. I love massages, they are so de-stressing and relaxing.
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