5 Types Of People You Should Kick Out Of Your Life

Previously on the 5 TYPES... I have touched on the 5 Types of people you should keep in your life.
Today I am going to talk about the 5 types of people you should either completely or minimise contact with because they will serve almost zero purpose in your life going forward, except you know, beefing your facebook friends numbers -> something that is of no relevance since you can set your privacy level such that no one except you will get to know how many little friends you have lol.

Once again in no particular order

1) People With Warped Sense Of Reality (that you cannot even define it as reality)
We call these people, 'weird', but these people starts with weird but don't end with 'cute' like the image.
Now look, all of us have our own perception of reality, some highly racists, some highly evil, some so angelic and you wonder if you are living on Earth or paradise. So technically there is nothing wrong being 'weird', it is just that the two spheres of reality don't match and hence you really shouldn't be friends.

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The good thing is that such distancing happen almost automatically :D
We all can 'agree to disagree', but once in a while, there are some people whose ideas you simply cannot 'agree to disagree', like... saying hmmm.. (I am not a weirdo, I can't think of weird things to say)... ah ha! Like saying an angry Rottsweiler is way way cuter than a Maltese or a Yorkie.

That's when you split.
You say your byes and maybe let's not see each other next time.

2) The Time/Energy/Brain Cell Waster

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Ok yes Facebook wastes everything that we define as human as well lol, but nah, you know some people, they waste so much of your time, energy, emotions etc etc

They ask you a question, what are they supposed to do and then do the complete opposite.
That's after spending two hours asking for your advice.
And then they fucked up and come crying to you 99% of the time saying that they regret not listening to you.

*scene repeats 9999999 times*

(Note: this is quite different from girls asking is dress A better than dress B, because the former requires your brain cells most of the time, while the latter requires you to agree with the girl under all circumstances).

The best way to kick these people out of your life is to provide non-committal answers like 'hmm' , 'orh', 'okay', 'i understand', 'well hope you find your solutions soon'. Bit that tongue!! I know you want to help your 'friends' but really, help your sanity first.

3) The Leech

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Unlike the normal, ugly leeches which are highly useful in medical treatments. This leech has of no economical value to you. They leech on you for almost everything, usually involving you to open your wallets and pay for whatever they need, or they borrow your stuff and never ever remember to return it until... you forgot about it.

Since I am such a miser lol, I don't have a lot of leechy friends, so I don't know how to kick these people away because they simply aren't in my life. I guess you should just snap and say 'NO!'


4) The 'It's all about me'
It is very easy to detect such a person. All you have to do is to take a step back from your conversation with the person and you will realise that 90% of the conversation is about about that person.
It's about that person's complains, whines, his/her clothes, money, makeup, hair, work. And they almost always never look like this cute rabbit over here.

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All of us are entitled to some 'star' time, you know, when you get a promotion and you want to tell the whole world? Yes this person would probably go "oh, congrats! Now can I tell you about my day? It's absolutely terrifying!!" blah blah blah.

So how do you 'deal with it'?
Walk away. Or again, give those non-committal answers, chances are they don't need people to listen to them, they just need a fair number of people who look like they are actually listening.


5) What's FRIENDS when you have girl/boyfriend?
Ohhh my favourite kind of people.
Here's a heads up.
EVERYONE (almost, everyone) will find their love. Your love is no different from the others.
Everyone has their honeymoon phases, everyone is dying to take 2353465476548658 photos for keepsakes, to hold hands etc etc.

Sure I get it that you need more time with your gf/bf because you have no time after school (there's exams, tutorials, projects, cca) or work (overtime, projects, WEEKENDS ARE PRECIOUS GODDAMNIT STOP STEALING FROM MY GF/BF).
I understand.
We ALL understand.

But these people, these people just cannot understand that everyone put aside some time, maybe once in three months for their FRIENDS. You know, the very people who supported you when you are down, laugh together with (and at) you.

And...
and...
if things go well, you will be stuck with the same gf/bf for the rest of your life, now can you just give your friends that 2-3 hours of your time?

But what I dislike the most is how people can just write off their friends as though as they do NOT exist simply because the gf/bf says 'your friends are too bitchy/bastard/good looking for your own good and BTW it threatens MY presence'.

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So much for acceptance.

It is quite likely that this type of people would have discarded you even before you know it. I know it's harsh, you can't throw them away first.
But here's the perk, you can ignore them when they come crying to you after the breakup.
For people who think you are under this category, please pray*1000000 times that you never, ever, ever, ever get out of your 'oh-so-unique' relationship. Ever.

All of us at some point in time are one of the 5 types of people mentioned, because that's what makes us human. But maybe it is time to reflect, just what kind of friend you are, should you identify with one of these profiles overwhelmingly more than the rest. Of course I forgot to mention the sixth type of people - they are called the In Denial, where they think that everything is fine in their world (quite related to type 1 I think). Erase these people from your life, and surround yourself with better human beings. Controlling your blood pressure is very important as you age :)

Now this list is non-exhaustive, feel free to comment if you think of more irritants in your life!