5 Types Of People You Will Want In Your Life And How NOT To Chase Them Away
I initially wanted to do a post on 'people you DON'T want in your life', but my life has been too happy these days, so I figured I shouldn't spoil it with such a depressing post. In no order of preference, these are the top 5 types of people that I think you really should have in your life.
1) The Owl
Yes people like me who sleep at 3am lol. Because without people like me, who are you going to cry to when you argue with your boy/girlfriend at 1am in the morning? Because without people like me, who is going to listen to your rants and exciting news at night?!?! Because without people like me, who can you chat with when you don't feel like sleeping?
So.
Therefore.
People like me.
Are the ESSENCE of your life.
lol. Ok this is too exaggerating bahaha, by right if you have your g/bf, you should be talking to them until 3am in the morning, not me.
Oh also, don't treat people like me as a stand-up comedy or something.
We are not people you go to when you want someone to entertain you ALL THE TIME (at wee hours), you can seek such entertainment from youtube.
See the owl below, yes watch tv if you are feeling bored, because sometimes, people like me have our own things to do at night. Like playing games.
If you don't have such a friend and you sorely need one... you canadd me as a friend...find someone on the other side of the globe who is probably awake to entertain you.
2) The Wikipedia/Google
we used to call such people The Walking Encyclopedia, except that those people I've met definitely don't weigh as much (or little) as the thick set of books. Also, walking is a little too slow since we have the Internet these days.
Hey! Don't judge his face ok!
4) The Judgemental
Ironically though, you do need a friend who judges. Maybe not at everything, but at enough things to make you realise that he/she has a stand inalmost every some things. You need one or two friends like this when you have to decide between
job A or job B
white dress or black dress
pink blusher or rose blusher
Japanese or Korean food
to vote for PAP or WP lololol.
They also tell you if you
look fat in the dress
have a boyfriend who sucks big big big time
because these people judges, they are possibly one of your quick-minded friends who process information as fast as a paper shredder.
and because these people judges, they too have the ability to persuade and influence.
Judgemental people at low doses, keeps you on track in your life.
At high doses though, they are lethal and highly toxic.
They almost always make a person feel worthless and angry at the world all the time.
So, talk to them when you need some serious advice.
(of course if your judgemental friend is a pro-PAP, don't ever tell him/her you voted for WP).
The last think you want to do really, is to ask them for advice and not take any of it.
It wastes time and their energy (remember persuasion?)
Although these people enjoy having an opinion on everything, they don't like to spend it on some undeserving fucktards who cannot DECIDE after all that talking.
5) The Joker
The one who keeps the mood light.
1) The Owl
Yes people like me who sleep at 3am lol. Because without people like me, who are you going to cry to when you argue with your boy/girlfriend at 1am in the morning? Because without people like me, who is going to listen to your rants and exciting news at night?!?! Because without people like me, who can you chat with when you don't feel like sleeping?
So.
Therefore.
People like me.
Are the ESSENCE of your life.
lol. Ok this is too exaggerating bahaha, by right if you have your g/bf, you should be talking to them until 3am in the morning, not me.
Oh also, don't treat people like me as a stand-up comedy or something.
We are not people you go to when you want someone to entertain you ALL THE TIME (at wee hours), you can seek such entertainment from youtube.
See the owl below, yes watch tv if you are feeling bored, because sometimes, people like me have our own things to do at night. Like playing games.
If you don't have such a friend and you sorely need one... you can
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| hipknitta.blogspot.com (who took it from somewhere else I think) |
2) The Wikipedia/Google
we used to call such people The Walking Encyclopedia, except that those people I've met definitely don't weigh as much (or little) as the thick set of books. Also, walking is a little too slow since we have the Internet these days.
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| These can't possibly cover what Wiki can. |
Besides I can use cute icons to describe such people.
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| By Roger Hargreaves |
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| Jokeroo.com |
I have a couple of these people in my life, sometimes, I am one of the temporary Wiki/Google too *self-praise*
These people appear to know about everything in life, be it which expressways to take, what is the capital of some ulu African nations I don't even know how to pronounce the name etc etc. Come on, you know such people..
These are the people you turn to when you are
fucking
lazy
to
google.
That's really the best way to send these people out of your life.
Of course everyone enjoyed to be complimented as the 'Genius', the 'One who knows it all'.
But honestly? If you can Facebook chat (no one uses MSN, oh i mean Skype these days) your friend and ask "oh btw, what is the capital of Australia?" or "what is exocytosis?" or "who is Kim Hyun Joong" (did I made you google? lol), you really ought to be slap. Like ten times.
If you don't have such a friend... try http://lmgtfy.com next time :)
3) The Non-Judgemental
We all need friends to stand by our side no matter what we have done (Or at least that's what everyone says). Not quite sure if this still stands if your friend is a murderer though... oh wait a second, it still stands because your friend might just murder you for not standing by his/her side. *nods wisely*
But seriously though, the one type of friend whom I am always eternally grateful to are those who stood by my side, no matter if I was too rude to someone else or whateverihavejustdone. They will always find ways to support me :')
If you don't have such a friend.. find a talking recorder bear and record the below:
"don't worry, I will alwaaaayyyssss be by your side"
if you are too cheapskate to buy a bear, here's a free app.
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| https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/talking-bear-hugs-animated/id586506846?mt=8 |
Seriously though, don't chase away such friend by thinking that you are more superior than them.
Just because someone is non-judgemental doesn't meant that they don't have their opinions. By thinking that you are way higher up, you are hurting your friendship in so many ways.
Ironically though, you do need a friend who judges. Maybe not at everything, but at enough things to make you realise that he/she has a stand in
job A or job B
white dress or black dress
pink blusher or rose blusher
Japanese or Korean food
to vote for PAP or WP lololol.
They also tell you if you
look fat in the dress
have a boyfriend who sucks big big big time
because these people judges, they are possibly one of your quick-minded friends who process information as fast as a paper shredder.
and because these people judges, they too have the ability to persuade and influence.
Judgemental people at low doses, keeps you on track in your life.
At high doses though, they are lethal and highly toxic.
They almost always make a person feel worthless and angry at the world all the time.
So, talk to them when you need some serious advice.
(of course if your judgemental friend is a pro-PAP, don't ever tell him/her you voted for WP).
The last think you want to do really, is to ask them for advice and not take any of it.
It wastes time and their energy (remember persuasion?)
Although these people enjoy having an opinion on everything, they don't like to spend it on some undeserving fucktards who cannot DECIDE after all that talking.
5) The Joker
The one who keeps the mood light.
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| Not this one. This scares the living daylights out of everyone. Not the poker card either, cuz that's simple not fun. |
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| nickonthedraw.com |
Unfortunately for us, such friends are not all fat and that they probably don't know how to juggle.
but but the good news is, such friends are the people who jokes most of the time and knows when to lighten the mood when people starts to bite each other's head off.
But you know there is just so much happiness/optimism one can have.
Remember clowns have feelings too.
So if you want to keep on fighting and arguing in front of your this treasured friend, that's the surest way to lose him/her.
It is tiring trying to change the group's mood all the time.
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| http://nabhan.deviantart.com/ |
If you don't have a friend like this.. maybe you can try to be one?
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